New Year's Resolutions
New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies.
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I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.
I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).
I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
I resolve to back up my 12GB hard drive daily.
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well, once a week.
.. okay, monthly then.
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or maybe.
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I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hardto estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.
When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support."When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL.
.. LOL!"I will read the manual.
.. just as soon as I can find it.
I will think of a password other than "password."I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.
.. 4:30 is much more practical.
I resolve.
.. I resolve to.
.. I resolve to, uh.
.. I resolve to, uh, get my, er.
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I resolve to, uh, get my, er, off-line work done, too!
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