The Shoplifter...
The Shoplifter.
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store."Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either.
What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.
The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend.
Can you show me something less expensive?"
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