Credit Card Commercial That Never Was

Cover Charge: $15.

00Round of Drinks: $23.

00Table Dance: $30.

00Another Round of Drinks: $23.

00Couch Dance and Tips: $50.

00A Round of Shots: $34.

00Another Round of Drinks: $23.

00Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.

00Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.

00Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:.

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PRICELESS!