Your're a redneck if...
You're a redneck if.
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-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant-Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors-Your age is higher than your I.
Q.
-Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"-You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up.
-You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital.
-Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.
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