Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I asked her what it was and she told me it has water in the carburetor.
I thought for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator."
"No, there's definitely water in the carburetor" she insisted."OK, Honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"
"In the lake!"
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