8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for an interview. He asked her about the boys and what their names were; she sid 'Kevin'. 'Right', he said, 'what about that blond one over there?
' 'Kevin', she said. 'Oh, and the tall one with the freckles?
' 'Kevin', she said. 'Well, and the little chubby one with the baseball cap?
' 'Kevin', she said. 'Are all your boys called Kevin?
' he asked, 'isn't that terribly complicated?
' 'Not at all', she said, 'it makes everything very easy, actually. When I shout: Kevin, tea is ready!
, they all come. When I say: Kevin, it's time for bed!
, they all go to bed.
' 'I see. But what if you want only one of them?
' 'No problem.
' she answers. 'Then I call them by their surnames.
'
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