2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.
The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand pounds so that evening he questions his wife about it at dinner."Well.
." she said "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box"
"And what about the thousand pound?" asked the old man."Well.
.." Replies the woman "Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them"
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