Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. Shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings. It is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. Since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". She says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you". He replies "I would pay you $10 just to see one of them". She thinks for a minute and decides to do it. He says "Wow that is the most perfect breast I ever saw.
..
.I will give you another $10 if you show me both at the same time". She does it, and he gives her the money. The friend leaves and her husband comes home. She says "your best friend just stopped by". He answers "Great did he leave the $20 he owed me"
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- An artist asked the gallery owner...
- Cheap widow
- A man moves into a nudist colony...
- What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
post comment