Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?
t get any from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says ?
they are experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what happens?
. So she does and the next morning come back and says "the sex was great what if I use ten?
? And the docter replied ?
they are experimental pills so try it and see what happens?
. So the next day she comes back and says ?
the sex was better, can I put the whole bottle in and see what happens. The next morning a little boy walks up and says. ?
my mother?
s dead, my sister?
s pregnant, my arse hurts like hell and my father is sitting in the corner saying here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
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