I can't feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC.
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I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!
!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc.
.."I've cut off both of your arms."
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