I Didn't Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said.
.. "I went in my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes."He paused. "I didn't even know she smoked!"The second drunk said.
.. "I can beat that! I went into my daughters room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer. I didn't even know she drank!"The first two looked at the third as he begin to speak.
."I can beat that! I went into my daughter's room and looked under her pillow. I found a pack of condoms!
!!"He paused.
.."I didn't even know she had a penis!
!!"
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