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I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything.

.. But it Sure Keeps the Kids In TouchIf you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Grow your own dope, plant a manAll Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better PetsSome people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

I need someone really bad.

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Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

All men are idiots.

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I married their king.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugsDon't drink and drive.

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You might hit a bump and spill itWe are born naked, wet, and hungry.

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