Three Larry's
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?"The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime."The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up."The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels."The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"
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