Some shorties...one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel. Q: Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning? A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon. A girl criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat. The first civilian on the shuttle was an English teacher. Now she's history.
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