Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!", she exclaimed."No", said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Lets see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage."
"And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want."
"I would like to get rid of these love handles, though." "Yeah, that's it,
for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed."Poof!
, and just like that, her ears were gone!
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