Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".
Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,"Honey look what I won at bingo".
Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".
The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks - "Honey shall I draw you a bath?" To which she replies "Why sure".
As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub.
She asks "how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?"To which the husband replies.
.."I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet"!
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