Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign AmbassadorQ: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,
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Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo ? A: B-52.
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A-10Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: DuckQ: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats ? A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A: They need a map.
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