Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off"9. Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos"8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith 5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy"4. Ears is tasty3. It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!
2. "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring" 1. He ran out of gum
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