An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out.
So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.
When she returned she told God, "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good."Well, he thought for a moment and said "Maybe I had better send down a male angel; to get both points of view."So God called a male angel and sent him to Earth for a time.
When the male angel returned he went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth was in decline, 95% was bad and 5% was good."God said this was not good. He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good and encourage them a little, something to help them keep going. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Do you know what that E-mail said? * * * * * * * * * * * * Oh! You didn't get one either huh?
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