The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brunette. "Is he following me?"
"Yep," replied the blonde."I'm going to drive down this little side road, okay?" said the brunette."Yep," replied the blonde."Is the cop still following me?"
"Yep."
"Is his lights on?"
"Yep, nope, yep, nope, yep, nope.
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