New College Courses for Men...
New College Courses for Men as Prepared by Women:1.
.. Combating Stupidity2.
.. You, Too, Can Do Housework3.
.. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut4.
.. How to Fill an Ice Tray5.
.. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money6.
.. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am7.
.. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks")8.
.. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception9.
.. Get a Life: Learn to Cook10.
.. How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong11.
.. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right12.
.. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence13.
.. You: The Weaker Sex14.
.. Reasons to Give Flowers15. How to Stay Awake After Sex16.
.. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom17.
.. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb18.
.. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try19.
.. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower20.
.. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please21.
.. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet")22.
.. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms23.
.. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit24.
.. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost25.
.. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency26.
.. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex27.
.. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes28.
.. Mother-in-Laws: They are People Too29.
.. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home30.
.. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver31.
.. Seeing the True You (formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Brad Pitt When Naked")32.
.. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works33.
.. The Attainable Goal: Omitting TITS From Your Vocabulary34.
.. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary35.
.. Techniques of Calling Home36.
.. Introductory Foreplay: The Drive Home Does Not Count.
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- An artist asked the gallery owner...
- Cheap widow
- A man moves into a nudist colony...
- What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
post comment