Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.
He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.
He goes up to the counter and says, "Banana Split, please."The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?"The old man says, "No, Arthritis!"
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