Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school intercom:"Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."Twenty minutes later there was another announcement:"Will the twelve hundred students who went to move "26 cars", return to class."
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