Caught napping...try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church.
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try this one.
Guaranteed to work!
Just pick your head up real fast and say:".
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in JESUS' name.
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AMEN!"(he-he.
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how can they yell at you for this :)ADDENDUM: For some reason, it won't work in a Synagogue?
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