I\\\'m a Fun-gi!
There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer.
Bartender: "Sorry mister, can't give it to ya." Mushroom: "C'mon, just one beer.
.please?" Bartender: "Nope, can't do it."The mushroom looks around and says again, "C'mon, just.
.just one beer and then I'll leave you alone." Bartender: "Look, for the last time.
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I'm not serving you the damn beer!"Finally the mushroom says to the bartender, "Hey, c'mon man.
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I'm a Fun-gi!"
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