Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!".
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They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.
Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout again!
I wasn?
t sleeping! I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!
I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress. Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?
Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem!
I wasn?
t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands.
The mail courier flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot!
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