Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, "What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early sir", replied the defendant."Well that's not an crime", said the judge! "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened", answered the prisoner.
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