Little Johnny\'s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?"
"Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up,"and I've just buried him."The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied.
.. "That's because he's inside your cat!"
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