Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!

Benign.

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What you be after you be eight.

Artery.

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The study of paintings.

Bacteria.

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Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.

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What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section.

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A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan.

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Searching for kitty.

Cauterize.

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Made eye contact with her.

Colic.

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A sheep dog.

Coma.

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A punctuation mark.

D & C.

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Where Washington is.

Dilate.

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To live long.

Enema.

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Not a friend.

Fester.

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.Quicker than someone else.

Fibula.

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A small lie.

Genital.

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Non-Jewish person.

G.

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World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail.

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What you hang your coat on.

Impotent.

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Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain.

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Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.

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A Doctor's cane.

Morbid.

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A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates.

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Cheaper than day rates.

Node.

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Was aware ofOutpatient.

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A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear.

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A fatherhood test.

Pelvis.

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Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative.

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A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.

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Place to do upholstery.

Rectum.

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Darn near killed him.

Secretion.

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Hiding something.

Seizure.

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Roman emperor.

Tablet.

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A small table.

Terminal Illness.

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Getting sick at the Bus StationTumor.

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More than one.

Urine.

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Opposite of you're out.

Varicose.

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Near by/close by.

Vein.

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Conceited.

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