Questions & Answer Quickies!
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) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.
) They're hiring.
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) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.
) "Dam."Q.
) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.
) They take the psycho path.
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) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the toilet too long? A.
) Polaroids.
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) What do the letters D.
N.
A. stand for? A.
) National Dyslexia Association.
Q.
) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A.
) Nacho Cheese.
Q.
) What do you call Santa's helpers? A.
) Subordinate Clauses.
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) What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? A.
) Quattro sinko.
Q.
) What do you get from a pampered cow? A.
) Spoiled milk.
Q.
) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A.
) Frostbite.
Q.
) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A.
) A nervous wreck.
Q.
) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? A.
) Anyone can roast beef.
Q.
) Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? A.
) They all have phones.
Q.
) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? A.
) Sanka.
Q.
) Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A.
) Because they have big fingers.
Q.
) What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie? A.
) A dog that runs for help .
.. after it bites your leg off.
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) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A.
) A stick.
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