A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.
Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment.
Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? A: $ 3.
99 a minute.
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