Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, "They accuse me of intervening in Angola.
.." and a man going through the audience called out, "Peanuts! Popcorn!"Castro went on: "They say I?
m intervening in Mozambique.
.." and the same loud voice shouted, "Peanuts! Popcorn!
Castro continued: "They say I?
m intervening in Nicaragua.
.." and the voice yelled again, "Peanuts! Popcorn!"By this time Castro was boiling mad and he sputtered, "Bring that man who is shouting 'Peanuts! Popcorn!
' to me, and I?
ll kick him all the way to Miami."And everybody in the audience started shouting, "Peanuts! Popcorn!"
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