Holiday Banana Bread

Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions: 1 - look into laughing eyes and hold loving arms.

2 - Spread well shaped legs slowly.

3 - Squeeze & massage milk containers until the fur-lined mixing bowl is well greased, check with middle finger.

4 - Add banana, work up and down until well creamed.

5 - Lower nuts and sigh with relief, when banana is soft, bread is done!

6 - Be sure to wash mixing utensils, but "do not lick the bowl." NOTE: If bread rises, leave town.

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