Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?
Do you want to go to heaven?
?
The man said, ?
I do Father.
? The priest said, ?
Then stand over there against the wall.
?
Then the priest asked the second man, ?
Do you want to go to heaven?
? ?
Certainly, Father,
? was the man?
s reply. ?
Then stand over there against the wall,
? said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O?
Toole and said, ?
Do you want to go to heaven?
? O?
Toole said, ?
No, I don?
t Father.
?
The priest said, ?
I don?
t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don?
t want to go to heaven?
?
O?
Toole said, ?
Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.
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