Don't eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister."I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the cruise control, then went in back to make a sandwich!
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