One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What is a 4-letter word that begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard,
six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
======================================================================*** The Correct Answers ***1. talk2. legs3. a twenty dollar bill4. firetruck5. bunt, hunt,
runt, punt, aunt6. pants7. fork8. Almond Joy candy bar9. grit10. last name
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