The farmer's wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife's tits and says, "If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows."He grabs her butt and says, "If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens."The wife grabs the farmer's dick and says, "And if this stayed hard, we could get rid of your brother."
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