Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing police car pulled over.
As the policeman got out he heard the lawyer shouting, 'my mercedes, my brand new mercedes!" As the policeman approached he was shocked to notice the lawyer's right arm missing.
''Do you realize your arm is gone?
'' asked the policeman?
The lawyer, stunned, began to scream, "My rolex, my brand new rolex!"
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