Name It
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.
The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your penis."Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said " I named mine Nike.
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like you know.
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just go for it!"So he thought about it for a few minutes then said " I got one.
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Secret." The bartender said "Why Secret?" Joe said "Well.
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it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
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