Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?
, asked the shopkeeper".
Ah, yes.
..
I want to buy a .
44 Magnum please.
The shopkeeper informs the man that the .
44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it for.
The man replies, "I want to shoot cans!"What? Cans! You don't need a .
44 to shoot cans sir, a much smaller gun would do, advised the shopkeeper.
The customer has enough and finally says, "Shut up and give me the dang .
44 Mag.
..
I want to shoot AmeriCans, MexiCans, and AfriCans!
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