Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one item for survival.
The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-headreplied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst."The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, "Why?" The brunettereplied, "To prevent us from dying of hunger."The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked,"Why?" The blonde replied, "To roll down the window if it gets hot."
we have more jokes here... check this out
- What did the egg say to the boiling water?
- An artist asked the gallery owner...
- Cheap widow
- A man moves into a nudist colony...
- What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
- How do you tell two KKK members apart?
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
- What would Princess Diana be doing right...
- What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
- A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
post comment