Insults
You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.
Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.
Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he'd start wagging his head!
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