Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of scotland,
while walking through the heather the lass says;"ah wee jordy i can tell you want to hold my hand!
wee jordy says "aye lass that i do, but how can you tell?
Well she says "i can tell by the gleam in your eye."Walking along a bit further she says to him "wee jordy i can tell you wantto give me a kiss"."well I lass that i do, but how can you tell?"
"ah wee jordy, i can tell by the gleam in your eye!"Walking along a bit further she says "wee jordy i can tell you want tomake love to me".
he says, "aye lass that i do! you can tell by the gleam in my eye!"
"No!" she says.
.. "by the tilt in your kilt!"
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