Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough----------------------------------When I don't do itI am lazyWhen my boss doesn't do itHe is too busy----------------------------------When I do something without being toldI am trying to be smartWhen my boss does the sameThat is initiative----------------------------------When I please my bossI'm ass-kissingWhen my boss pleases his bossHe's co-operating----------------------------------When I do goodMy boss never remembersWhen I do wrongHe never forgets----------------------------------
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