Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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