F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word.
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Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck.
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?Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.
Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business: I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal: Motherfucker.
The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:Where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gun.
-John LennonWho's going to fucking know?
-President NixonAny fucking idiot could understand that.
-Albert EinsteinWhat the fuck was that?
-Mayor of HiroshimaIt fucking does "so" look like her.
-PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?
-PythagorasYou want "what" on the fucking ceiling?
-MichelangeloFuck a duck.
-Walt DisneyScattered showers my fucking ass!
-NoahPick up the fuckin' phone!
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T.
Fuck Logic!
-SpockI can't breathe in this fucking thing!
-Darth VaderFuck I'm hungry!
-Ghandi!
Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!
-Yoda
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