Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem with bats in the belfry of the church?
The first: "I shot at them with a shotgun; but it only spoiled the woodwork."The second: "I tried a more humane approach, netting them and releasing them 100 Km away. But they beat me back to the church!"The third (who was looking pretty smug): "I caught them, and baptized and confirmed each one. I haven't seen them since."
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