Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, "Sorry, sport, but your arrow's too short-- What we want is what Hercules' got." ---------------Euphemism is all very well, but if I really am going to hell, I'd rather it be for lechery, not for "loving the ladies too well." -------------Juno's measure of fury was full, but Zeus had a trick he could pull. He said, "Surely, my dear, whatever you hear from Europa is all cock and bull." ----------------Oh a pussy's a timorous beast, needing petting and patience at least, but she'll alter completely, if handled quite sweetly, and sit up and roar when she's greased.
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