Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--althoughMy boss let me go--Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.
Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if somedayThey drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!
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