Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages

You know you're Castle Trash if.

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.Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter's chastity belt has rustedYou can't afford a cod piece.

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.nobody noticesYou have more sheep dogs than sheepYou sold your only horse to buy that jousting lance you just had to have.

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The plague improved your complexion.

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but only for a little whileThe Pope sends you to the Crusades.

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in NorwayYour armor is made from that foil that came with your chewing gumYour wife is stronger than your plow horse.

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but the horse is prettierThe grail you brought home has "made in China" printed on the bottomYour wife says you have the smallest turret in the kingdomYou won "most improved " at the tournamentThey call your daughter made MarianYour family crest is a chicken with a banner that says "peace before discomfort"Your sheep seem strangely nervous around your oldest son

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